THE THRILLS AND SPILLS OF DATING IN YOUR 30's

Dating in your 30s is hard work. My friends' favourite saying is 'there's plenty more fish in the sea'. What they don't understand is that the sea is full of pollution, half the fish are dead, the others are swimming to new waters, and what's left is the blobfish that you have to dive to the depths to find and when you do find them, most are already married or gay - what is a girl to do?