The Squabble

Ivan Ivanovich and Ivan Nikiforovich are the greatest of friends - until the day they begin a foolish quarrel, culminating in that very worst of insults: 'And you, Ivan Ivanovich, are a goose.' From that moment on not another word is spoken between them as they choose instead to fight out their differences in the courts. But it seems theirs is a lawsuit that is set to run for years and years...