The President's Palm Reader

"The trouble with honest people is that they're cowards."-Voltaire
This book makes fun of politicians and their sexual peculiarities. It makes fun of certain presidents, vice presidents and secretaries of state. It makes fun of women. It makes fun of gays. It makes fun of Americans. It makes fun of blacks, Hispanics, rednecks and bible-thumpers. It makes fun of Canadians, Russians, Brits and Frenchies. It makes fun of Africans, it makes fun of Asians, it makes fun of Latinos. It's a lot of fun.

"Belly laughs! Really Good!"-Theater/Film/Book-Critique
"Un-put-downable fun!"-Winslow
"Had me laughing so much that I now want him to be my Palm Reader."-Gail James
"This is a fun book to read."-M. Brandt
"He's made a few interesting films, and written some fine plays, but fiction is where he started, and he's very good at it."-Collector Guy
Cover by Peter Ratcliffe