The Judgement of Paris - Part One of the Golden Apple

Classicists and non-classicists alike should enjoy this light-hearted retake on the story of how the Trojan War began. While sticking closely to the ancient texts for its events, its gods with the morals of five-year-old hooligans, and its heroes constantly worried about keeping up with the Atreidae and where the next payment on the new special use chariot is going to come from should strike a chord with modern readers.