The Full Vermonty

What were you thinking? Donald Trump as our president? Youre kidding, right? Vermont has withstood the Revolution, a New York invasion and the New Hampshire Land Grants and will assuredly survive the next few years under the Washington axis of evil, a.k.a. the Trump Administration, Congress and Supreme Court. We are a small state with a history of making a large impact. We banned billboards and went to great lengths to protect our natural resources, as well as our natural beauty. Well be damned if were going to let a man who dyes his hair, cheats workers and has his products made in China dictate to us how life should be. Life in Vermont is already great. A man who lies as easily as the average Vermonter catches fish is not someone were going to spend much time listening to. That said, we recognize that we cant ignore him and his actions. Then again, he wont be able to ignore us, either. We're little, but we're loud, and were not afraid to elect New Yorker, Bernie Sanders, to carry our message nationwide. Mr. Trump may see himself as a western version of Vladimir Putin, but we dont see him as such. Hes just a bully used to stiffing banks (Vermonters make their payments), stiffing his subcontractors (we pay them, because were related to most of them), and treating women poorly (we just know better). Short of seceding from Union (weve already tried that to no avail), you can be sure that were not just going to sit back and be bullied, stiffed, railroaded, and abused. Thats not our style. Vermonters fight back; always have and always will. We love a good fight and those who challenge soon learn that Vermont generally wins. Were tougher than the bully in the White House and hes about to learn that first hand. With the help of almost a score of guest appearances, our literary duet has now become a chorus. We have assembled a first-rate posse of Vermont writers, cartoonists, and politicians to add their intelligence and wit to this momentous task. In addition, the book has quizzes, quotations, escape literature, a Vermont tool box, and moreall the things necessary to flesh out this thump to The Trump.