The Culprit

WARNING - DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!   Unless, you have superior bladder control, are close to a lavatory or loo and can withstand a hailstorm of hilarity!

After 27 years of marriage, all Martin and Diane thought they needed to complete their perfect Empty-Nest lifestyle was a "little creature bashing around the place." Hardly could they have expected that this wildly-witty little Bengal Kitten would turn their world upside down.

Factor in an eloquently written true-story account of their crazy life experiences, and you will find yourself loving the Culprit - from start to finish!

" I have edited many books in my life - more than I can ever count - The Culprit stands out as a classic to remember!" - Johanna Petronella Leigh, Editor

Chapter 3 - KINDRED SPIRIT: "But as I turned and headed for home, the bloody wind blew up again, blowing open the front of my robe so wide that it demanded and required I immediately place Kitten in front of my naughty bits so as to avoid having someone call the authorities."

Chapter 4 - OF FELINES & FELLOWS: "Oh crap, I thought to myself. And not wanting to spend a back- breaking night on the sofa, I immediately made for the closet, quickly threw on my parka and boot...