The Cat Owner's Survival Guide

A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent the perfect gift for any cat lover You have the best cat in the world, its true. But theres no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful gifts you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner. Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks youll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans. With pearls of wisdom like these, youll be a pro cat parent in no time: As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster Your cat may look cute and innocent, but theres an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong