The Cartoon Guidebook to Absolute Failure Book 1

Greetings, potential buyer! Do you like failing, miserably? Well, good news! Because now there's a book that's been made just for you! It's called The Cartoon Guidebook To Absolute Failure and it's the "bee's knees" of anti-help fun! Written by Erik Craddock, and Illustrated by Logan Faerber, this series of guidebooks will help you, the reader, with your every failure need.
Welcome to the first-ever printed volume of The Cartoon Guidebook to Absolute Failure! This sixty-four page giant collects the first two digital issues, and is jam-packed with all kinds of useful information! Like fending off vampires, stopping a grizzly bear attack, slaying a dragon, going back in time, escaping a black hole, being a ninja, thwarting a super villain, and even mowing your own lawn! Because with this book, if you can think it, then you can fail it, guaranteed!