The Book of Chooch

"The Book of Chooch" is a collection/amalgam/mosh pit of long stories, short stories, even shorter stories, and mind-blowing ideas infused with a large quantity of madly conceived insights into the depths and varieties of reality and unreality we face every day; an aggregation of sometimes funny, often satirical, always imaginative tarradiddles; tales that slalom between genres like an Olympic uphill skier, crossing and recrossing the mystical lines between fantasy, mystery, science fiction, comedy, and the simmering anarchy of modern life. It's your worst nightmares wrapped in explosive guffaws; your deepest traumas buttered with a sweet spastic goo; a crazy trip through time and space akin to lunatic channel surfing or rappelling down the mouth of a volcano. Are you sure you're ready for this trip? I think you are. After all: "The journey of a thousand tidal waves begins with the first ripple." (from "The Book of Chooch".)