Pygmy Wars

Welcome to a squalid place where horrid creatures wave their snake-like rat tails, crawl under beds, crouch under tables, slither in the shadows, and tear flesh from bones, spreading terror, terror, terror.

Here, with his fluffy, black-silky tail trailing behind, Eippy, the knee-high pie pygmy and his dog, Spinach, search for a safe haven. Struggling to survive, they travel through Mother Nature's reclaimed pockets of former magnificent beauty. Up ahead, under the banner of the Black Sun, huge hog-people and swarms of sharp-toothed red pygmy madness wait in a land where pig-people's renewed molestation has created environmental degradation.