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I was born illiterate; just like an iPhone without a SIM card. Teachers, priests and peer groups contributed greatly towards altering my state of ignorance, also trying to mould me in their image. I experimented with existentialism, communism, atheism, became a stoic, and finally a dedicated successful capitalist who idolises Leonard Cohen and Richard Dawkins. Poetry is incidental, a mere reflection of my life experiences, but perhaps the only worthwhile legacy to my children.