Millie's Manifesto

Millie Wise-Walker, the one they point to when the aliens say "take me to your leader" has an all-consuming interest in scientific evidence and freedom from doubt. 54DNMG30N4N Sol Regional Envoy for W.E.I.R.D.O, The Westside Exploratory Interstellar Realty Development Organisation commissioned Qwerty 1! and Secret 1!, twin surveillance operatives, to track Millie's movements. Her unique world view appears to be of little of interest to anyone until a one in one hundred million year asteroid strike event coincides with a one in five hundred thousand year underwater earthquake sending the World Wide Web in Costa Arabica back to the Stone Age. The same algorithm predicting the strike event erroneously predicted the 6th Species Mass Extinction on Earths fossil record. The algorithm also predicted Millie to be the Great Ape most likely to adapt to the new habitat mainly due to her disinterest in misleading web based information. This happy accident created an anomaly in the data transforming Millie's status from 'Mostly Harmless' to 'Leader of the Free World' in one day. She manages to avoid the inevitable memory disfunction, obesity and loss of situational awareness experienced by her peers. Zeek, Millie's popular love interest, and Coco their robot pet dog with the alien grade AI microchip set out to expose all of the big fallacies for what they are, deliberate misinformation. Recently fired Qwerty and Secret conspire with Millie's Big Truth Detective Agency to expose W.E.I.R.D.O's aspiration to transform Planet Earth into a golf course.