How to Get Into Harvard

They say, "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." But fish won't help you get into Harvard. This book will.

Satire V presents: How to Get Into Harvard, the most comprehensive how-to guide on college admissions.

Are you a bright-eyed high school student? This book's for you! Are you a bored college student, procrastinating for a paper and restless to relive one of the most agonizing years of your life? That's great, too! From newly uncovered secrets of the Admissions Office to strategies on scoring a 2500 on the SAT, this book spares no details. Best of all, it's written by REAL Harvard students. So why don't you take a look inside?