Genie for Sale - Cheap

In the mysterious setting of Moody Gasping Middle School, Corbit Bowman finds a crumpled, juice-stained scrap of paper. It advertises a genie for sale. That little piece of paper is going to change his life. Since Corbit is hiding in a smelly garbage can when he finds it, perhaps his life could do with some changing, as long as it is change for the better.

If any kid ever needed a genie, Corbit is that kid. Although it would have been helpful if his new genie came with a few warning labels, something along the lines of 'Highly Combustible' or 'Be Careful What You Wish For, You Just Might Get It'.