Fuck Off, I'm Coloring: The Portable Edition

Unwind and destress wherever you go with this pocket-sized swear word coloring book.

Adult life sucks. Mortgages, taxes, in-laws, politics, traffic, shitty bosses, college debt, annoying exes. Did we say mortgages? Sometimes you just need to yell at the top of your lungs for everyone to "fuck off." When you've had a shitty day and just need to vent, give life the proverbial finger and soothe the stress away with Fuck Off, I'm Coloring: The Portable Edition. This compact book is easy to carry around so you can say "fuck off" during your lunch break at work, on vacation, at a family dinner party, or wherever the hell you want. Tune out the bullshit and unwind with your favorite profanities, belligerent one-liners, and immature insults. Color inside the lines-or out, you can do as you damn well please-and find that inner peace that's buried in there underneath all that adulthood crap. This on-the-go coloring book features 30 kickass designs for when life gives you 50 shades of bullshit. Use colored pencils, gel pens, markers, watercolors, or even crayons-these coloring pages are printed on one side so you don't have to worry about any bleed through ruining your fucking masterpieces. It's time to ditch the stressors and take out your frustration on these creative and empowering color pages instead. Say "fuck off" with style wherever the hell you are with Fuck Off, I'm Coloring: The Portable Edition.