Do Queens Have Butts?: And Other Questions Kids Really Want Answers To

Get ready for giggles!
The silliest (and cutest) questions that have actually been asked by kids are finally answered!

In this hilarious book of factual nonsense, the thought provoking questions that kids ask (and want answers to) are given center stage.
What are the things kids REALLY want to know about?
What scares them or just doesn't make sense?
There's nothing like the imagination of children.
But be warned! Farts, butts, and poo are involved. These are real questions asked by real kids…so OF COURSE THEY ARE!

My dreams are so crazy! What do they mean?

Could a snake REALLY bite me on the butt from the toilet?

Why do I have two eyes if I only see one thing?

If a cat had pockets, what would you find in there?

Who in the world invented homework? Were they the worst inventor ever?

If you drink while peeing...will you just keep peeing until you stop drinking?

Are adults really that smart???





The answers to these questions and more are explored with fun illustrations and rhyme. This book is a guaranteed crowd pleaser and sure to lead to lots of silly giggles!

This book is dedicated to the curiosity of children everywhere and the exciting (and sometimes silly) exploration of the world around us.

Makes a GREAT gift for the curious, funny kid in your life!