Dirty Work

REAGAN: He irritates me. Jude Titan embodies all that is flawed in the male sex: he is arrogant, controlling, and full of swagger. Did I also mention that he is a Republican? Yes, the man is so conservative that he walks with a rightward inclination. And lucky for me, I'm challenging him in the Senate race. However, I have a lot of fight left in me. An adversary who is a golden boy war hero and has a smile that leaves melted poop in its wake? "Bring it on,"

JUDE: Holy crap, she's hot. I was immediately drawn to Reagan Preston the moment I laid eyes on her. In relation to laying, Between those thighs, please. But I want to first set her on fire for me. For us, every argument and every second is foreplay. Your text will be revised by QuillBot. Press the Paraphrase button once you've written something here or pasted something in.