Blaze Union and the Puddin' Head Schools

Courageous Reader,The book bans and seahorse protests infected me with a case of absurdity neurosis so severe I could no longer teach! As a cure, my shrink recommended visiting schools more absurd than my own. Of course this was ridiculous! Nevertheless, I visited Puddin' Head Island Schools. Alas, sensitive readers should look elsewhere. After three years of large hand discrimination, Sweetie attacks with a cookie bomb and cake guns, and her twenty-third red card at school (expulsion), Blaze and the spoon-wielding Puddin' Heads seek revenge on the Sweeties. But will a vengeful Noble Deed-along with this fourteen-year-old's ridiculous guitar and football (soccer) skills-convince the prime minister to reward her with the power to boss all of the nation's schools? Will Puddin' Head Island Schools cure my condition so that I can teach again?Brave truth seekers, read this story as quickly as your heart and mind can handle. Absurdity looms large on the horizon. Develop your absurdity immunity, before it is too late.Spoons up! Heigi hooga! W.T. KosmosParadox, USA, Earth, Milky Way