A Little Amusement

CloverBeing the fun single aunt means I can treat my niece and nephews to some consequence-free shenanigans whenever I want. The new indoor trampoline park seems like a great idea, until I realize that this place is not meant to accommo- date my tired, 35-year-old tush. Maybe I should speak to the hot manager about getting some comfortable chairs in this place. Or, maybe we should put an end to this day with our own adult version of consequence-free fun. LeafAs a guy who works two jobs, I'm overdue for some fun. Pretty ironic since my main occupation is catering to family entertainment. Today, I can't tear my gaze away from one gorgeous customer who's having a rough day. Between strug- gling with the claw machine games, dealing with ornery pre- teens, and spilling her slushy drink all over herself, this one seems like she could use a good time. Little does she know that a good time with me means a lifetime of fun, and not just a quick hook-up to take the edge off.