A Housewife's Awesome Adventure

"It was dark under the stairs, and without her flashlight, Dee might not have noticed the little, wooden door. Now she just stood there, intrigued. What was its purpose? Most adults would be too large to squeeze through the door, and more to the point, where could it possibly lead? It was set in the foundation of the house, for God's sake!"
...and this is where the bored, New Jersey housewife's awesome adventure begins. Of course, what she discovers at the end of the tunnel is totally unexpected, and as Dee unravels the mysteries of the tunnel, she learns that adventures often come with consequences.